GODDESS PLAYFUL ANN, humbly i, YOUR pathetic slave christopher with, am before YOU, grovelling in the dirt at YOUR perfect feet! i surrender and beg you, GODDESS, please grant me the honour and destroy my worthless and pathetic life! i, worship YOU with all of my heart and all of my soul for all eternity! There is nothing that compares to YOU! YOUR beauty and perfection outshine everything! GODDESS, i thank YOU with everything i am for granting me, YOUR pathetic slave, the honour of being YOUR property! my only desire and my life’s purpose is to serve YOU! the whole world shall know of my devotion to YOU!